Dark Orb of Corrupted Wishes

^ Your wish is granted! The world became an anime with only one season and 4 episodes. There is no one to press rewind either. In the 4 episodes only 5 days elapsed and it ended with everyone dying of either depression or heart attack from being exposed to too many cute things.

I wish computers are not so expensive :<

NotHitoneToni wrote:^ Your wish is granted! The world became an anime with only one season and 4 episodes. There is no one to press rewind either. In the 4 episodes only 5 days elapsed and it ended with everyone dying of either depression or heart attack from being exposed to too many cute things.

I wish computers are not so expensive :<

Your wish is granted!!!!

You are invited to visit the technology exhibition in HK, where the computers are selling at a dollar each (well..it's about $0.2 CAD or $0.14 USD each). However, when you're trying to get a computer for yourself, you were knock down by the crowd and were being sent to the hospital. After you woke up, your friend told you that the promotion period of the exhibition is over :3

P.S. the one-dollar-computer thingy is real...I just read the news....pretty cool, right? XDD


I wish I could meet the vocaloid family!

^Your wish is granted. Len and Rin chucks a steam roller (roadroller) at you; Meiko tries to get you drunk; Kaito keeps talking about girls and icecream; Luka can't stop talking aboutr her own figure; Miku can't stop sing uber high pitched songs which drives you nuts; VY1 (Mizikiignores you; You caught VY2 (Yuma)taking a shower and got scared for life; Big AL keeps winking at you; Sweet Ann detatched her head and gave it to you which caused you to faint; Prima went D9 on you which nearly killed your ear drums; Megpoid keeps going happy happy happy on you; Utane Piko goes cutie cute cute on you with his shota charms; and much much more... (meaning I don't know everyone of their personas T_T) Sanity shortly loses its grip and you began to uninstall them all.

I wish Staypuft Mrshmallow Man would smack Barney in the face for no apparant reason at all.

^ This is not NotHitoneToni and your wish has been granted. I, not NotHitoneToni has teleported both characters from the media into reality where Staypuft the Marshmallow Man smacked Barney with its face with all its marshmallow goodness. Quite unfortunately since he is a marshmallow, all that resulted was a sticky mess from the splattered marshmallow that was once Staypuft's fists. The immediate area is infested with arthropods shortly after.

I, not NotHitoneToni wish that the world orbits around the moon.

NotHitoneToni wrote:^ This is not NotHitoneToni and your wish has been granted. I, not NotHitoneToni has teleported both characters from the media into reality where Staypuft the Marshmallow Man smacked Barney with its face with all its marshmallow goodness. Quite unfortunately since he is a marshmallow, all that resulted was a sticky mess from the splattered marshmallow that was once Staypuft's fists. The immediate area is infested with arthropods shortly after.

I, not NotHitoneToni wish that the world orbits around the moon.

Your wish is granted!!!



Finally 2012 has come, and the world is going to end!!!

As a result, the Earth has messed up its own orbit and started circling around the moon.

So yeah, since the gravitational force that built up on the Earth was too strong, the Earth has exploded into a million pieces.





I wish I could live in a huge castle!

@Akane Your wish is GRANTED! Though you have several million square feet of air and ground property, you find yourself exploring vast and bare hallways alone. On a dark and stormy night you found yourself re-living a similar story that Allan Egar Pole wrote--The Raven. Shadows became demons. Lighting became apparitions. For 2 years you lived in the castle and the government has decided that the vast amount of land should not be distributed to only one person exclusively. By the power of their authority, they sold your castle and the land. The new owners came and saw you in your bed wearing a paper bag, consuming what looks like a rotten apple, suffering from narcolepsy, and a bad happening of caveman hair.

I wish this forum was more active :<

NotHitoneToni wrote:@Akane Your wish is GRANTED! Though you have several million square feet of air and ground property, you find yourself exploring vast and bare hallways alone. On a dark and stormy night you found yourself re-living a similar story that Allan Egar Pole wrote--The Raven. Shadows became demons. Lighting became apparitions. For 2 years you lived in the castle and the government has decided that the vast amount of land should not be distributed to only one person exclusively. By the power of their authority, they sold your castle and the land. The new owners came and saw you in your bed wearing a paper bag, consuming what looks like a rotten apple, suffering from narcolepsy, and a bad happening of caveman hair.

I wish this forum was more active :<

Your wish is GRANTED!!

There are over one trillion people visiting this website every second, which means there are about....*takes out calculator* 8.64 x 10^16 visits per day. However, a hyper-computer-hacker developes a virus, he then sends the virus to this forum. As a result, 80% of the population's computer in the world got infected by it.

P.S. I just realized that there's not even one trillion humans on earth....0A0



I wish I could master in French! (which I could NEVER do XDD)